I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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