Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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