Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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