you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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