it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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