Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just gift wrapped bread.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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