operation harelip BJ is a go
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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