we have officially lost it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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