Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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