im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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