whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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