he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I have aggressive nipples.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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