The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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