Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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