It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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