Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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