They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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