Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
