i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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