so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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