I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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