so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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