Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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