He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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