we're blogging at a bar
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Randomize
