Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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