member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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