Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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