i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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