I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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