that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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