...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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