Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Then you guys just all showered together...?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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