Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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