All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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