just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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