nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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