are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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