Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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