Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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