it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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