The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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