i drank out of a bidet.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I wear drunk well.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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