No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I FOUND THE LEGS
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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