there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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