That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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