i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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