what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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