that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I love you.
Bad choice
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