I wanna bring you to show and tell
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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