erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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