Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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