Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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