So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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