My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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